Burning children doesn't exactly inspire confidence. Half of Stannis's men bolt in the night. His wife hangs herself.
Sam heads off to the Citadel with Gilly and babby in tow.
A giant battle between Stannis and Winterfell happens, but you only get to see a 4 second, mile away view. Fuckin lame.
Ramsay's hoe threatens Sansa. Theon nuts up and hucks her off a ledge. #splat
Mr. Pedophile spends his evenings beating up little girls, one of which is Arya, who surprise stabs him in the eyeballs and eeevvverywhere else...many times.
The Riddler doesn't approve and calls her out, drinks death juice, but it's not actually him. Arya pulls off all his faces to reveal her face, Luke Skywalker style, and starts to go blind.
Snake lady gives Myrcella poison kisses.
D-Money is out in BFE. A horde of Dothraki peeps find her.
Cersei confesses but not truthfully. They hose her down, chop off her hair, and make her walk naked through the streets.
Bye bye Jon Snow. Stabbed by his bros...for the Watch.
Rating: Surprising things happened but entertaining things did not.
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