S5 E10 - Mother's Mercy

Burning children doesn't exactly inspire confidence. Half of Stannis's men bolt in the night. His wife hangs herself.
Sam heads off to the Citadel with Gilly and babby in tow.
A giant battle between Stannis and Winterfell happens, but you only get to see a 4 second, mile away view. Fuckin lame.
Ramsay's hoe threatens Sansa. Theon nuts up and hucks her off a ledge. #splat
Mr. Pedophile spends his evenings beating up little girls, one of which is Arya, who surprise stabs him in the eyeballs and eeevvverywhere else...many times.
The Riddler doesn't approve and calls her out, drinks death juice, but it's not actually him. Arya pulls off all his faces to reveal her face, Luke Skywalker style, and starts to go blind.
Snake lady gives Myrcella poison kisses.
D-Money is out in BFE. A horde of Dothraki peeps find her.
Cersei confesses but not truthfully. They hose her down, chop off her hair, and make her walk naked through the streets.
Bye bye Jon Snow. Stabbed by his bros...for the Watch.

Rating: Surprising things happened but entertaining things did not.

S5 E9 - The Dance of the Dragons

Ramsay takes 20 dudes and sets fire to Stannis's camp.
Jon Snow and the wildlings return to the wall.
Jayme and his buddy cop are allowed to return with Romeo and Juliet in tow.
Snake girl gets torched to appease Crazy Tits's god.
Arya follows some jerks from King's Landing.
D-Money takes in the spectacle of the fighting pits.
Jorah survives the fighting pit fracas and hucks a spear at a would-be gold masked queen murderer.
Gold maskies descend upon the coliseum. New king dude gets shanked. Shit looks bad.
Dragonbro comes and wrecks faces, and D-Money hops on and flies away.

Rating: Pretty aight.

S5 E8 - Hardhome

Tyrion talks D-Money into listening to him. Suggests he would be a good advisor.
She tosses his buddy cop out on his ass though.
Sansa finds out her bros weren't barbecued.
Arya's sensei keeps talking in riddles. #boredofthis
Cersei's still imprisoned. Got that prison hair.
Jorah chooses to put himself back in the fighting pits.
Jon Snow talks some Wildling peeps into coming with. Others scoff.
As they're loading people up in boats, White Walkers come with an army of deady zombie skeleton types. Wildlings get fucked up.
Jon kills a White Walker, gets away.
The dead rise. #everybodysfucked

Rating: Pretty good. Finally a threat I can be fearful of.