Sansa asks Theon for help. Light the candle to call on those faithful to the Starks.
Ramsay is there. Theon snitches. The old lady gets her skin peeled off as a reward for her loyalty.
Aemon Targaryen, the blind man at the wall, dies. #sadness
Winter is coming. Stannis is coming for Winterfell. Crazy tits wants him to sacrifice his daughter. #nahmannah
Gilly gets accosted by some bros. Sam gets his ass kicked by them, but wolfie saves them. All's well that ends well because he gets some as a result.
Jorah and Tyrion get bought as slaves, Jorah because fighting. Tyrion because haha.
Daenerys's boy toy is jelly.
Something something gratuitous assassin tits.
Jorah goes to the fighting pits. Daenerys, who I'm going to start calling D-Money, is not into it. Jorah whoops ass but D-Money tells him to piss off. Tyrion shows up. #fadetoblack
Cersei smugly goes to visit Margaery but gets a surprise accusation from the High Sparrow. Go to Jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.
Rating: Slow as usual, but then OH SHIT!
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